The LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator Review – The closest thing to simulate cunnilingus

The 10 tongues on the Sqweel are amazing. It is like no other sex toy I have felt and it feels amazing when you put a bit of lubricant on the tongues and set it going. The slow speed felt amazing, just like someone licking your clitoris but the higher speeds were just amazing – more like using a pocket rocket on your clitoris but a totally different sensation.

Its also pretty amazing to see a sex toy that doesnt have to vibrate to give you amazing and really intense orgasms! I must say, while it’s not a tongue, it’s the closest you’ll ever get to it – It’s an entirely different sensation, so human it’s almost eerie. . Own one of these and a good vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!” – it is a very unusual sex toy and should be a part of every sex toy collection – honestly I think it is this decades rabbit and is just like the original rabbit that started it all.

The Sqweel  is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.

Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys – LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn’t vibrate. It doesn’t thrust. It doesn’t just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms.

The sqweel was created by the winner of a competition to design a sex toy (a guy called Trevor Murphy – you can see the official interview with him here), and was put in to production by the UK’s leading Sex Toy retailer, LoveHoney.

The sex toy got an excellent reception at the Erotica 09 Tradeshow where the guys at LoveHoney took it upon themselves to create a giant version, aptly named the Sqweel of Fortune, which show visitors could come and spin to win a prize. A few wondered whether they could strap themselves to the side of it after hours…

Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more ‘real’ sheet-clenching orgasms – whenever you want them.

• • Unique hand-held oral sex simulator
• • Three speeds deliver orgasmic sensations – start slow and work your way up
• • Unique 360 Degree Guarantee – have an orgasm or your money back

How to use Sqweel

Just pop in 3 AAA batteries (sold separately) and you’re ready to Sqweel! Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating.

Just add lube! Add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!

• Start gently – you don’t need much pressure to start Sqweeling!
• Start on the slowest speed, and hold the Sqweel against your stomach or neck first to get used to the unique sensation! When you are ready, let the tongues gently lap your clitoris. Take your time to slowly build yourself to orgasm. Flick the switch again to go faster – and once more for the most intense stimulation, if you feel you need to! Try holding Sqweel the other way round to have an orgasm in reverse!
• Made for sharing! Sqweel isn’t just for oral sex – use it during foreplay to tease each others erogenous zones – neck, thighs, stomach – wherever your imagination leads!
• Easy to clean. When you’ve stopped Sqweeling it’s quick and easy to clean your Sqweel. Just pop open the cover and the wheel of tongues comes out. Give it a squirt of toy cleaner and rinse under the tap.

Here is a review which really sums it up:

I have found the perfect sex toy!

For me, rabbit-style vibes don’t deliver the toe-curling orgasms that I love. I’m much more of a clitoral vibe queen and whilst there are some great clitoral vibes around, I constantly long for something more, something a little different, something that will truly rock my world.

After many months of searching and many semi-great orgasms, LoveHoney have finally provided the answer: the Sqweel.

With ten tantalisingly soft tongues to lap your clitoris into pure delight and three amazing speed settings, it’s true that the Sqweel is a revolution in orgasms.

When I received my Sqweel, I wasted no time in trying it out. Lube is essential if you want to enjoy this amazing toy. After washing the tongues with warm, soapy water, I applied a good amount of Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube and applied the Sqweel to my clitoris, on the lowest setting. My first thought? Wow! This feels so close to the real thing.

After about ten minutes, hornier than I’ve been in a long time, I switched to the medium setting. Waves of excitement rippled through my entire body. Minutes later I switched the Sqweel to the highest setting and I almost hit the ceiling with excitement!

It wasn’t long (maybe five minutes) before I had a truly sensational toe-curling orgasm.

It was a different sensation to anything I have ever had. Ripples of excitement filled my whole body, not just my groin.
It’s the best £39.99 I’ve ever spent!

14/02/2010 As featured in the Sunday Mirror’s ‘Celebs On Sunday’ magazine!

Does exactly what it looks like it does! The tongues, designed to feel like the real thing, are lubed up and revolved at three different speeds to get you in a spin. Reviewer Amanda said: “I’ve tried over 50 sex toys, but when I saw this I was very dubious. I’ve never been able to orgasm through oral sex and this looked too gimmicky. How wrong was I! Once lubed up, the tongues felt like the real deal and the three settings were brilliant. ‘Slow’ was a great warm-up, but the fast one sent me into orbit.’

13/01/10 As seen in The Sun!

18/01/2010 If oral sex is your thing, check out 2010’s most innovative sex toy – the Sqweel. It’s basically a wheel with rotating tongues that simulates the feeling of a man going down on you. Sex expert Emily Dubberley says it’s definitely worth a try, ‘Unlike many oral sex simulators on the market, the Sqweel really does feel like the real thing. For maximum impact make sure you use lubrication. Not only will this reduce friction it’ll feel exactly like a man’s tongue.’

February 2010 As featured in CosmoSutra. “A great tease tool” says their happy reviewer!

Spotted on: 28/12/2009 Sqweel is nominated for ‘Most Innovative Product’ at the XBiz Awards 2010.

January 2010 2010: The Year Your Sex Life Got Better – Squealing At The Sqweel

“Could this be the best sex toy ever invented? The Sqweel is an ‘oral-sex simulator’ with 10 ‘tongues’ which move at three different speeds, so you can start slowly and build the sensation. The only danger is that it’s so similar to earth-shattering oral sex that you might think you’ve fallen in love.

There’s no off-putting, jiggly thrusting, or buzzing like a swarm of angry bees, just the constant attention of an entire football team of tongues (if you don’t count the goalie.) You might want to warn your boyfriend, though, that you’ll be busy for most of January. And February. And March…

01/12/2009 Forget about the wheel being the best invention, the Sqweel should take this crown with its rotating teasing tongues. It doesn’t have the sudden shunt of power that a vibrator does, instead, it works slowly and sensually for a gradual build up. If your man tires of his own tongue action he can use this or you can let the wheel tease all the sensitive parts of each other.

Spotted on: 16/11/2009 No, ladies this isn’t a device for pruning your hedgerows. In fact it’s the surprise sex toy hit of the year, apperently selling out its entire stock in two days. Ubiquitous sex expert Tracey Cox sats: ‘It feels so human, it’s almost eerie. Plus it comes with 3 speed settings.

16/11/09 As seen in Now!

December 2009 This unique sex toy accurately replicates oral sex courtesy of a ‘wheel of tongues’ that rotates at three different speeds. Simply hold the toy against your clit and let the 10 silicone tongues lap you to climax. The realistic-feeling tongues work a treat on other sensitive body parts too. The best sex toy we’ve tried in years

The other reviews here say it all really – they all give it an excellent write up – You can only buy it at LoveHoney – and it is £39.99 here, with Free Delivery. If you wat to see another one of my blog posts on a revolutionary toy, check my post about the legendary pocket rocket…